Sunday, June 5, 2011

SOS's! It's Sunday!

     First things first, this is just some random rambling that I do. I believe that this keeps me from killing people and sticking my foot in my mouth. Writing is some kind of therapy for me and hopefully I can keep this up so my stress level goes down. We shall see....

     After being woke up last night with a severe thunderstorm I didn't think that I would be so chipper this morning. I started the morning out trying to fit my size medium body into a size small dress. Why wont I fit? I kept asking myself. Then my boyfriend pipes up and says, "honey, your ass is too big". Now, this is something that no woman wants to hear ANYTIME. Needless to say I took off the dress and put pants on so my apparent GYNORMOUS ass wont show. I don't know if I should laugh or cry....

     Well, after all that time getting dressed and putting my face on my parents and grandparents decided that they aren't going to church so I went through all this hassle for nothing, well, not for nothing because now I am aware that my boyfriend thinks I have a huge ass.

     Bub is still in bed. We were having communion at church and a dinner but he wouldn't go. I think I scared him off with the whole communion thing. Something about the blood and body of Christ that he wasn't into.

     It's still early and its so nice out. Hopefully this Sunday will be one of sunshine and music. One can always hope.

     Well, my therapy worked today.
     I feel much better.
     Now, if my boobs weren't falling off I would be gravy....

The boobs are another story......
     Love and laughter,
     Crystal